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Okay, under Luke we have handsome, reliable,
good job, knows what he wants.
On the negative side, he might be crazy.
- And he could have a secret life. - Why crazy?
He asked you to marry him on the first date.
- That could be decisive. - Or bipolar.
Under Adam we have sexy, artistic, spontaneous.
Negative signs: He could be lying about the niece,
and he left you for frogs.
The first dude. Hasn't done anything wrong.
- Yet. - He lied about TheMeetingSpot.org.
He didn't lie.
- He didn't tell the truth. - I'm definitely using that one.
Can I address the elephant in the room here and, no, that's not me.
Luke might be the rebound guy.
The rebound guy always brings the original guy back into the picture.
That is actually true.
Isn't the rebound guy sometimes the right guy?
Depends on the movie.
This isn't a movie, this is a fairy tale.
Sometimes there's a third guy in the scenario,
you have meaningless sex with just to clear your head.
- Nice try. - Come on, put me on the board.
Okay, this is nuts.
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know
if you're making charts, you're not ready to get married,
so I'm gonna give the ring back and tell Luke what's going on.
I'm not putting that on the board.
- Oh! - Uh...
- Hi. Heh, heh. - Hi. Heh, heh.
I thought you might need this.
- Why? - Why not?
You're a great guy.
Was that ever in question? Come in.
Okay.
I need to talk to you about something.
Okay.
- Oh. What smells like heaven? - Cassoulet.
I believe you remember my former best friend, Harry.
- Hello, the future Mrs. Maynard. - Hi.
So former? Did you guys have a falling out?
Yes. He thinks I'm marrying out of my league.
- Obviously. - And he won't be my best man.
I'm trying to talk him into it.
I can't commit to something like that.
- You know how I am. - With women.
You can commit to me. I'm your best friend.
- Former. - I saved this guy's life once.
Dared me to lie down drunk in the middle of the road.
I was nearly run over by a cop. He shouted at the last minute.
I bailed you out of jail.
- I'll name my first child after you. - First one you know about.
- Exactly. - You finish this off?
- Mm-hm. - I'll run out and get some.
- I'll come with you. - No, no, no, stay.
Have your drink. I'll be back in a few minutes.
- You're having second thoughts. - Ahem.
- What? - I could see it in your face.
- No, you can't. - And your body language.
You've downed half your drink,
you're not wearing your ring. There was a ring, right?
- Yes, but... - And it's in your pocket.
- Purse. - You were gonna ask for time to think.
You can't possibly know all that.
- How can you know all that? - I've been dumped a few times.
- Oh, so you've been engaged? - No, no, just dumped.
I know all the signs and I heard you say the terrible sentence.
What terrible sentence?
"There's something we need to talk about."
He didn't hear it because he's in love and he's in denial, but I heard it.
I haven't decided yet. I need some time, that's all.
What is it? Old boyfriend or new boyfriend?
Old.
You see, we have this internal alarm that goes off
when you've moved on,
then we swoop in and try to get you back. It's not fair.
If you don't close the deal, you don't get the girl,
and that's the way it is.
So I'm right to tell him everything, right?
I mean, the whole story, not just needing more time, then.
I don't know. How serious are you about the other guy?
I have no idea. I mean, I was madly in love with him once.
Then I met Luke and now I'm madly in love with him.
What worries me is the use of the word "madly".
The whole idea is crazy, you know that,
to say you're only gonna love one person for the rest of your life.
I mean, who could really make that promise?
The question isn't who you should or shouldn't marry.
The question is whether or not you should marry at all.
Well, you've answered that question for yourself.
- So far. - And you're happy?
Back to your problem.
So, what's this other guy proposing?
Marriage.
And what's he done to deserve that?
Nothing yet.
You want my advice?
- I guess. - Don't tell Luke.
- You mean lie to him. - No, I mean don't tell him. Not yet.
Give it a little bit of time
and wear the ring.
You're what they call the marrying kind.
I believe the technical word is "a keeper."
Heh, heh.
Don't sell yourself short.
You know, I'm beginning to see what Luke sees in you.
Heh. Thanks.
So this is just between us, right?
- Absolutely. - Thanks.
You better not have your hands on the future Mrs. Maynard.
You almost caught us.
I like this one.
- What one? - The old one.
Good afternoon, Division of Children and Family Services.
- I'll take Luke. - Stop voting.
I'm not voting. I'm saying, I'll take Luke.
Whichever one you don't want. Luke and I are engaged,
Adam hasn't shown me he's different.
- He's there with a flower. - I'd say that's different.
Stop stalling. Go see what he wants.
Go.
- Hi. - Hi.
This is for you.
So is this.
Uh, why don't we go somewhere more private.
Yeah.
Heh...
Ugh.
Right in there.
Oh, that's just DCF business.
So this is a surprise. The good kind, I hope.
I can't kiss you. I'm almost engaged.
There's a lot of wiggle room in there. No, there's not. There is no wiggling.
Just open this.
Oh. Adam.
You made these for me, remember?
You're gonna need a portfolio if you're gonna make it as an artist, right?
I don't know what to say.
Maybe you're having feelings that can't be expressed with words.
This is the nicest thing you've ever done for me,
by a lot.
But I'm serious about Luke.
We'll see about that.
Well,
we have officially christened the apartment.
- Well, one room. - Heh. It's a start.
So how'd you get rid of Harry?
I told him to leave so we could have sex.
Ha, ha, ha. Just like college.
Except in college I was leaving.
- That's reassuring. - Ha, ha, ha.
Do you have an answer? No rush.
I was just wondering, maybe we should talk about things.
- What things? - Us.
We have our whole lives to do that.
Maybe just the top three things.
We should know those, just in case it comes up at parties.
Okay, scoot over.
- Shoot. - Okay.
Let's start with religion. Do you have one?
Raised submarine Protestant, meaning we came up at holidays
and when my uncle, Reverend Maynard, came to town.
So do you believe in anything?
I believe in something bigger than all this.
If you wanna get dressed up once a week and visit it,
that's fine, except during football season. Next.
- Kids. Do you want them? - You mean besides Immy?
Immy's not our kid. I'm talking about babies.
Oh, babies are good. They're cute, babies do tricks.
Yes. I vote yes on babies.
You know I'd still have a career? Yes.
Are you gonna agree to everything? Yes. Next.
Extended family, do you have any? I do, Rae, I wasn't hatched.
I have a mother, a father, a brother and a sister-in-law,
all living relatively happily and sane in New York.
Well, my family's insane but I love them so you'd have to love them too.
They seem super nice. They are.
Listen. It's not that I don't care about these things, because I do.
But we're marrying each other, right?
Not our histories and our resumes.
Breaking things down into parts takes all the romance out of it.
I'm betting on you, okay? On us. I'm not saying it's gonna be perfect.
What I'm saying is that you are the person
I wanna figure it all out with.
You make a good case. Hm.
- Let's get it done. - Mm.
Even if I say yes, it's still gonna take time to pull together a wedding.
Yeah? How about a month?
As in 30 days? Yeah.
How are we gonna do that? Not having a full-metal wedding.
Ask anyone. They'll tell you it becomes about everyone
other than the two people actually getting married.
Yeah, my sister's wedding, no one was speaking, but it was very pretty.
Yeah, I just want to get on with the rest of our lives.
Can we at least have a half-metal wedding?
Is that your official yes?
No, that is my official I'm still thinking about it.
Is there anything I can do to help you decide?
You can give it your best shot. Hm.
- Hi. - Hey.
Wanna have lunch? I'm having lunch.
Can I meet you after work? I don't think so.
I'm gonna text you an address. I want you to meet me there after work.
It's not gonna take long, I promise.
I don't wanna play games, Adam.
Neither do I, Rae. Just give me a chance to prove it.
I'll think about it.
Not a word.
Judge Barbour wants to see you in her office.
Why? I don't have any pending cases.
Do I look like your assistant?
- Judge Barbour? - Knock.
Go away, I'm eating.
You asked to see me.
Well, I didn't mean right away. Don't you eat lunch?
Don't answer that, I don't care. Sit down.
Hear you're getting married.
Is that court business? Of course not.
It's gossip and I want in on it.
It's possible.
Hear there's another guy complicating the situation.
My ex-boyfriend.
Well, I guess you know what you're doing.
I know it sounds crazy.
A few months ago I thought I was gonna be single for life.
I met my husband on a Club Med cruise.
We got married on the ship.
Twenty-four years and two kids later, still together.
Wow. So you believe in happily ever after.
I said, "together."
So listen, about your other situation, the one with Imogene Hicks.
Yes.
I've been thinking about what you said, and you're right.
She should be in a more suitable home.
Oh, I don't think those were my words.
Well, whatever you said. I know this couple, the Graftons.
They adopted two kids in my courtroom,
both grown and off to college.
They're looking for a teenager to ease the transition.
They don't mind feisty.
Their two kids were holy terrors, but they handled it.
What do you say?
I guess I'd have to meet them.
I'll set it up with your office.
Okay. That's all.
Go eat something, you're too skinny.
Judge Barbour, this isn't because of my love life, is it?
What would that have to do with it?
It might look a little crazy.
Whole idea of marriage is a little crazy.
There's no way to guard against it.
I thought you'd be happy about this, the placement.
Oh, I am.
Thanks.
♪ How far do you think this thing ♪ ♪ can go? ♪
♪ You're not the sanest guy I know ♪
Hi. What's going on?
Come in. It's very exciting.
Some of the frog photos got the attention of an ad agency,
Who put me on contract for print work.
Great advance and more where that came from.
I'm also gonna have a home studio
where I can do head shots, family portraits, all kinds of things.
I figured, my space will be here
and your studio would be here.
Just like we talked about. Yeah, except now it's for real.
I can't take those. Come on, just hold on to them, okay?
While you're thinking about it.
Come on, let's go eat.
Okay.
♪ Your place or mine? ♪
You look beautiful.
Okay, you need to dial it back. I need to ease into this.
I ordered champagne.
That's not easing in.
So you like that ring, huh?
Yes.
Do you like that one better?
Oh, Adam.
It belonged to my grandmother.
Adam, you had me all the time.
You could have proposed. I wasn't ready.
Now it's too late. No, it's almost too late.
I've moved on. Because you thought you'd lost me.
I did lose you, and that doesn't make him the rebound guy.
You're the one who just said it.
Luke has never let me down.
In all the weeks you've known him?
Rae, we had a real relationship.
Real relationships are tested.
They go through ups and downs. We've weathered those.
I haven't weathered anything.
You broke my heart.
I got over it and found someone else.
Then what are you doing here?
I love you.
I'm ready for this.
Say yes.
Oh, my God. What?
Nothing.
"Oh, my God. Nothing"? What is it?
I have to go. Rae, we haven't finished talking yet.
Rae. I need an answer.
It's not what you think.
They were holding hands, practically making out.
I'm sure it wasn't him. Mother, I know what I saw.
I'm sure there's an explanation.
Yes, he's cheating on her. That's the explanation.
Shh. Lower your voice. Your father's lurking.
Well, he should know too. Trudy should know.
That's not a good idea.
We should let her be married to a cheater?
Listen, sweetheart, if what's going on is going on,
and I'm not saying that it is, there's a good chance she knows.
Wives usually know.
Like there's some sort of understanding?
Don't ask, don't tell, like they have in the military.
Do you hear yourself, Mother? That is such an outdated idea.
Nobody does that anymore. Now they go on TV and talk about it.
I can't believe you're not upset.
I can't believe you don't want me to tell Trudy.
What is going on here? Did somebody die?
Garden club tomorrow,
and I will not go down to Eileen Wilson for a third time.
I have a lot on my mind.
So a flower-arranging competition is more important than a daughter's marriage?
Maybe you're focusing on this
because you are marrying someone that you don't really know.
Almost marrying, and this isn't about me, this is about Trudy.
Fine, tell her, but she'll blame you. Why?
You are the messenger, and she will not thank you,
she will not believe you because she needs to find out for herself.
Just like Luke has to find it out for himself.
About what?
Adam.
There's nothing going on between me and Adam, except...
What?
He wants to marry me.
What did you say?
Didn't have time to say anything, I saw Jeff.
Then what are you going to say? I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say no.
When?
I don't know.
It might be a good idea to figure out your own life
before you go messing around in others'.
Judge Barbour has spoken very highly of you.
I wonder if she's given you any idea of Immy's history.
Yeah, well, she told us that Immy had a history of running away
and a bit of trouble in school.
Apparently, Immy speaks her mind.
We like that.
We believe in giving children a lot of room to express themselves.
Well, you might need to add on a wing.
Believe me, we're up for the challenge.
Immy's not gonna wanna be adopted. She's too old for that.
Oh, so are we.
Look, we're not trying to change her whole life.
We just wanna give her the best shot at it.
Well...
I can't seem to find anything wrong with you.
Are you trying?
Frankly, yes.
Immy means a great deal to me.
Look, if she's not happy, she can leave.
She won't have to run away. She can just tell us.
And, of course, you can visit anytime.
Okay.
I'll call and make the arrangements.
So you're getting married?
Oh, uh, yes. Maybe. Heh, heh.
Excuse me. Hi. I need to see you right away.
- I'm busy. - Okay, whenever.
It's about Luke Maynard.
Okay. If you could just fill out these forms. Excuse me.
What is it? I'm having a meeting with Immy's foster parents.
Sorry to interrupt you with information about your fiance's secret life.
I ran a background check.
Somebody had to. What am I looking at?
Luke in the Austin paper in front of his restaurant
with the business partner.
That's his college buddy Ronnie?
Yeah, Veronica.
He didn't just design it, he co-owns it with her, Veronica.
That doesn't mean anything.
Okay. The article goes on to say
how excited the city is to have him as a resident
once the restaurant is officially launched.
That could mean anything.
Sure. Yeah, I mean, that could mean
that he has a secret life with his business partner, Veronica.
Or he's planning to move you to another city without telling you.
What it can't mean is anything good.
You own a restaurant in Austin
with a beautiful business partner named Veronica.
Uh, hi. I've known Ronnie since college. Where's this coming from?
Candace did a background check. You know what? Never mind.
You weren't even gonna tell me. I did.
I'm sorry, you did a background check?
Not that you were planning to move us.
I'm not planning on moving us unless you want to. I can commute.
What if I don't want a commuter? What if I didn't want a daughter?
I thought you loved Immy. I do. That's not what I meant.
The point is, Rae, you didn't know that when you took her on.
You're changing the subject. This is the subject.
There are things we don't know. Not secrets, it's life. We'll figure it out.
I gotta take this. Have a seat, breathe. Really?
- What if I don't wanna sit and breathe? - Breathe.
Hello. Hi. Yeah...
Oh.
Hi. I keep forgetting that you live here.
I don't live here. In fact, I'm leaving soon.
What was the yelling?
I found out he owns a restaurant with his partner.
Ooh, that must be devastating.
Have you told him about Adam?
You told me not to tell him.
No, I told you to wait. You're changing the subject.
You can't be mad at him for having a secret when you have a secret.
I wanted to tell him.
- Okay, so tell him now. - I can't tell him, because I'm too upset.
And you're still thinking about the other guy.
I'm just trying to make the right choice.
Love's a gamble.
How would you know? Think I've never been in love?
I have no idea.
In fact, I'm in love right now.
Really? With whom?
My best friend's fiancee.
Please don't say that.
Believe me, I've tried not to.
Try not to say it, try not to think it,
and I've tried not to feel it.
It doesn't work.
And you wanna know what's really awkward?
I have to be the best man.
I mean, the guy did save my life once.
All right, I'll call you later.
All right, bye.
Okay, so that was Veronica.
She says hello and she's looking forward to meeting you.
I'm gonna leave you guys alone so you can talk.
No, no, we... I already explained it, didn't I?
Maybe Rae has something. No, I don't have anything.
I think you have something. No, I don't.
Okay, my mistake.
What was that all about? Hey. I've gotta go.
I have a daughter that I need to take care of.
Rae, hey.
Rae, I didn't mean it like... Rae.
Hey.
Look what I have. Oh, favorite meal, bad news.
Of course not. Actually, if anything, I've got great news.
I found a foster family for you, the Graftons.
They've raised two foster kids,
and they appreciate feistiness.
Uh, what are you talking about?
I told you from the beginning, Immy, I can't be your parent.
I'm a social worker, I'm completely unqualified.
We have a good time and I haven't done anything.
I barely get in trouble anymore. This isn't about you being a bad kid.
I've always felt you were a great kid, okay?
This is about you having a real family and a real opportunity.
They can give you that. You can give me that.
No, I can't.
My life is chaotic.
But, no, you're getting married soon.
It's gonna calm down.
I can help out around the house, I can babysit when you have kids.
I can walk the dog. I can do stuff. Immy...
you are missing the point.
This isn't about me and Luke, this is about you,
your life out in the world...
where you can make a real contribution.
That's what I want for you and it's what you deserve.
Luke doesn't want a ready-made family?
That is not it at all. He thinks you're great.
This is just what's best for you.
I'm trained to know stuff like that.
So when do I leave?
They wanna pick you up tomorrow from DCF.
You get to skip school.
I can visit you any time.
Can I go to my couch? I'm not that hungry anymore.
And you get your own room, not just some couch.
♪ Sometimes Love will send you round ♪
Hi. Hey.
Good morning. Breakfast? Yeah.
What are you doing? I was worried.
We had our first premarital dispute. We didn't dispute.
Okay, I can't really talk, we have to go.
She's dumping me on another family.
I found a placement for you.
What do you mean? Take a picture.
- Not because of us. - No.
That thing that I said? What thing did you say?
This is about what's best for Immy.
- What did he say? - He didn't say anything.
Immy should be with us.
Are you a social worker? Trained to make decisions?
Because I am. Rae.
Immy. Please go to the car. Hm.
I'm sorry, this isn't easy and you're not helping.
I'm going with you. That's not necessary.
And yet I'm going.
What was the thing?
Hi.
Immy, meet the Graftons.
Here I am, the grand prize.
I'm Stella and this is Robert.
Hey. Hey.
So let's get this party started.
I'm sorry, do you mind? I feel like I already know you already.
- Boy, are you in for a surprise. - Heh, heh, heh.
Why don't we give you two a minute.
Thanks.
So I guess this is it.
You're gonna do great.
I'm gonna see you all the time, whenever you want.
Backpack. Thanks.
Don't let her get any worse.
I'll do my best.
- Hi. - What are you doing here?
I live here now.
Oh. Why's that? You know why.
Because my husband's a cheating pig.
Did I know that?
You saw him and you didn't tell me.
Really? Don't lie.
How could you not tell me? Mom said I shouldn't.
It's not what I said. It is.
It doesn't matter. You should have told me anyway.
How did you find out?
He saw you there. He knew you'd tell me. You're a loyal sister.
I didn't know what I was seeing. What if it was a friend?
Oh, don't make excuses.
You protected him. You chose him over me.
Or maybe you're just preoccupied with your own crazy love life.
I didn't wanna hurt you. I didn't wanna be wrong. Mother, tell her.
Swan, would you please stop it with that noise?
I told you not to marry him.
I told you to marry a dull man, like me.
- I thought he was dull. - Darling, he's a golf pro.
- Golf is dull. - To you.
He's out there correcting ladies' swings all day. Bound to happen.
- Nobody tells me anything. - People get past these things.
Marriage is work. You have to be willing to do it.
Rae, I hope you're listening to this.
It's not too late for you.
It's funny you should mention that,
because I've made my decision.
About what? Who I'm gonna marry.
Is he dull? No.
Here we go again. You can't do that. Mommy, tell her.
She can't. She can't get married when I'm getting divorced.
You are not getting divorced. She's not getting married either.
But I am getting married. You are so insensitive.
Not gonna cancel my life because you're unhappy.
You can. No, I can't.
Yes, you can! No, I can't!
Girls, girls, please, you're both pretty.
Rae is postponing her wedding until this is resolved.
What? Darling, this is a family crisis.
But this is my wedding. I've been waiting my whole life.
Then you can wait a little bit longer.
Okay.
Why don't we talk about this later
when everyone's just a little less upset.
Oh! Oh! I will never be less upset!
Shh, shh, shh.
Hey, I really need to see you.
I'm gonna be home in an hour. Can you meet me there?
Thanks.
Hi.
That was a little more than an hour.
- There was traffic. - Um, I thought you'd wait outside.
I still have the key. Figured we were gonna be celebrating.
I wanted to get started early.
So where's the kid? She left. She got a placement.
Where's the guy?
He's not here. I wanted to talk to you alone.
You didn't call me to celebrate.
Not unless you wanna celebrate my engagement to Luke.
Not really.
I'm gonna say yes to him.
What put it over the top?
No grand gesture, nothing romantic.
He was just there for me in a moment that I needed him and I just knew.
Well, he's a really lucky guy.
Thanks.
If you change your mind, you know where to find me.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude.
I thought you might be missing Immy.
Didn't realize you were entertaining. I wasn't.
I was saying goodbye to him. Him? Who is he?
He's my ex-boyfriend.
Oh, I see, the player.
He showed up a couple of days ago. Really? What did he want?
To marry me.
Oh, I see. So that's what all the thinking was about.
Whether you were gonna marry him or me.
No, it was just you. He showed up, I got confused.
I made a chart. Whoa. Go back. You made a chart?
Yes, pros and cons, but I realized it was crazy.
I went to tell you, Harry talked me out of it.
Harry's in on this, that's great.
He guessed. He told me to give it a few days.
He knows what he's talking about.
He knows you. I don't know. I panicked.
I can't believe you had me defending myself about online dating
and my business partner and Harry, he's a player so I have to be a player,
when the entire time you're seeing your ex-boyfriend.
It wasn't the entire time, just a couple of times.
Here I am feeling guilty about everything
and you've been seeing your ex. Guilty about what?
What? Guilty about what?
Nothing. I...
Oh, God. I was gonna tell you about Veronica.
Are you having an affair? No. I was, before I met you.
It was never very serious. I was...
That's why I went to Austin, to end it.
Did you? Yes.
Did you sleep with her? Not since I met you.
Did you sleep with him? Not since he left me for frogs.
Oh, God.
But you let him propose?
He did that on his own, and, yes, I gave him up for you.
I gave up a perfectly good, sincere guy for you.
Well, I gave up a perfectly meaningless long-term affair for you.
I didn't ask you to do that.
This whole thing was your plan. We didn't discuss my plan.
What are your plans? No idea.
Okay, well, do you want art, do you want family,
do you want a romance or adventure
or reality or the fairy tale, or maybe a little of everything?
Know what? Maybe the reason no one can make your dreams come true
is because you have no idea what they are.
That's a terrible thing to say. I'm sorry.
And the worst thing is, it might be true.
Well, what do we do now?
I guess I go and figure out what my dreams are.
♪ I'm lovesick, sick of love ♪
♪ My heart's just about had enough ♪
♪ I'm tired of games And all that stuff ♪
- Hey, it's Candace. - Pick up the phone.
Rae, I heard what happened. I am really worried.
You've never missed three days of work.
I'm still selling H1 N1,
even though Jack remembers you got the shot.
Hi, it's Mom. Sweetheart, we're very worried about you.
Candace said you broke up with Luke. Please call us.
Hey, it's your sister. Okay, look, I was a little upset and maybe I went overboard,
but you should have told me about my cheating bastard of a husband.
We're trying to work things out, by the way, so call me back.
- Hey, it's Adam. - Just calling to say goodbye again
and thanks for almost giving me a chance.
Hope you and your rebound guy...
I mean "fiance." ...are very happy together.
Rae, it's Luke.
This is officially my last voicemail. You know where to find me.
♪ Some folks put the bottle down ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ The day they wake up On the ground ♪
♪ Well, I never drank much ♪
♪ But I know how it feels to drown ♪
So much for the fairy tale.
♪ I'm lovesick, sick of love ♪
♪ My heart's just about had enough ♪
Don't say a word.
♪ Can't find no one ♪
♪ Love ♪ ♪ Love ♪
♪ Sick ♪
♪ I'm sick and tired Of playing games with love ♪
♪ Love ♪ ♪ Sick ♪
♪ I can't find no one I can fall in love with ♪
♪ Love ♪ ♪ Sick ♪
What are you doing?
Avoiding your feelings by escaping into your work?
You got it. What are you doing? Leaving.
What do you mean? Where are you going?
Not sure, but I always land somewhere.
Now would be a really good time for you to permanently move in.
I could go for some nights involving shots of tequila and strippers.
Uh, you never had those nights. You used to watch me have those.
Oh, yeah.
You won't do that. You are gonna get the future Mrs. Maynard.
No, I am not. She will not even return my calls.
The women of The View were right, okay?
I'm not going to force my vision on her.
I'm not going to take advantage of her...
Luke, listen to me.
A man needs to sweep a woman off her feet.
I tried, Harry. It didn't work. I'm sticking with The View.
All right, well, I'm definitely leaving at the right time.
Seriously, you're not gonna give this another shot?
She knows where to find me.
Go away.
I went to a better place, I've gone to the light.
I knew you didn't go into the light.
Oh! Oh, you look like hell.
Dead people look better than you. Hi.
Where should I put this? Shh.
Don't make me answer that.
Oh, that's cute, nice.
Oh, that's really nice, that's sweet. At least I'm drawing again.
Are you really not gonna give Luke another chance?
I don't know.
He didn't tell you about his friend with benefits.
You didn't tell him about your ex.
You know, those two lies are so white that they're not even lies.
Omissions, they cancel each other out.
Okay, fine. It's not him, it's me. No idea what I want.
Honey, do you love him?
Yes.
That doesn't mean I have to get married.
I mean, what if being alone isn't the end of the world?
Okay, we're gonna finish this
when you're feeling a little more rational.
Get some sleep.
Eat something.
♪ You're nobody's shadow Nobody's fool ♪
♪ Nobody's fool ♪
♪ You write your own story Make your own rule ♪
♪ Make your own rule ♪
Your next sentence could be your last.
That goes double for you.
Surveys have found that meaningless sex can help in a crisis.
Jack, I'm being sexually harassed.
Wow, you're like a totally different person.
She always had bitch potential. Keep it up.
You never hear about government employees going berserk in the workplace.
It is really nice to have you back.
Rae, can I see you in my office, please?
Whatever you need to say, you can say it right here.
Are you firing me? Of course not.
I'd never find anyone with your qualifications who'd work for this salary.
I think you should take time off. I took some time off.
Some more. You threatened your fellow workers.
That was a joke. I'm obligated to suspend you.
If I didn't and something happened, I'd be in big trouble.
- Besides, you look like crap. - Can't say that.
Two weeks, with pay.
You're serious? Very.
- Fine. - Oh, was that for me?
No, it's for Immy, I'm gonna see her later.
Oh, no, you're not. What are you talking about?
You're forbidden to see anyone related to this office,
especially and including Immy. Leave her alone, she's fine.
She'll think I've forgotten about her. I'll get it to her.
In the meantime, I'm serious. Don't communicate with anyone here.
We'll see you in two weeks.
What am I supposed to do now?
What do people do when their whole lives get obliterated?
I don't know, take a trip?
Have an adventure. You could go to France or Russia or Thailand.
Better yet. Go to the airport and just pick a country.
Sounds terrifying.
I'm gonna do it.
She's gonna cook somebody's rabbit.
Okay, Candace, I'm doing it.
I am disappearing on an adventure.
I changed my number and everything, but I will text it
just in case there is an emergency.
But, Candace, I am talking death or really good gossip.
Otherwise, please, don't find me. Okay, bye.
Two weeks.
It'll fly by. Eddie will take care of you.
You like him. He gives you bacon.
Look, I need this,
and you're a dog.
End of discussion.
♪ I can if I think I can Turn my doubts into sand ♪
♪ I can if I think I can ♪
- Where are you going? - To the airport.
- I came to say goodbye. - Okay, goodbye. Heh, heh.
Let me give you a ride. I don't know.
Never take a taxi when you could take a limo.
That's a lot of car for one person. Heh, heh. That's true.
Where you headed? I don't know.
I'm just gonna pick a place. I'm trying to have an adventure.
What about you? London. I've got business there.
Then I'm dropping in on the castle in France.
Whose castle? Mine.
Well, my family's.
Your family has a castle in France? Mm-hm. Loire Valley.
Wow. Heh, heh.
Come with me. What? No.
Why not? Because the last time I saw you
you said you were in love with me.
You're Luke's friend. I can't do that.
First of all, unless I got the story wrong,
you and Luke have broken up. But...
Secondly, it doesn't have to be romantic.
It's just a guy giving a girl a ride on his plane.
You have a plane?
You said you wanted adventure. I do adventure very well.
Come on.
Never mind.
♪ I can be whatever I'm gonna be ♪
♪ Yes, I'm following my heart ♪
♪ I can if I think I can Turn my doubts into sand ♪
♪ I can if I think I can ♪
♪ I can if I think I can Turn my doubts into... ♪
She's got a specific set of rules for him.
- Like a handbook? - What are the rules?
Well, like he cannot go out on a date. Can't go to dinner.
- Be in a relationship. - Can't be in relationships.
He can't kiss her.
Now, how do you know what he's doing?
Like Pretty Woman.
So smart.
What did you do? How did you get in?
Don't worry about it. Okay.
Nice place. Thank you.
She disappeared. Your fault.
Who disappeared? What? Rae. She was supposed to see me,
but she ended up sending me a present by way of her boss,
so I called DCF.
Two weeks off. She changed her cell phone.
What the hell did you do? Too fast. I didn't do anything.
We broke up.
Why? Grown-up stuff.
Did you cheat? No. Nobody cheated.
I was getting some healing done before you arrived.
I don't think it's every man's fantasy. Some men may fantasize about it.
- Some men don't want to do that. - Uh-oh.
Put some real clothes on. We have work.
What? We have to go to her place.
- No. - She could be lying in her own blood.
She could be lying in bath salts hoping that people leave her alone.
Luke, you only saw her strong side.
I had to listen to her cry
every time you guys had an argument.
- She cried? - Dude, like Chad Lowe at the Oscars.
I'll go change.
Why get married? I don't understand marriage.
Thank you.
I can't believe I'm really on a private plane.
This plane is ours and no one is gonna get on it?
I hope not. And that flight attendant is all ours?
We can move about whenever we want
and I can use my very own bathroom?
- Exactly. Try some caviar. - Uh...
Are those fish eggs? Yes.
I have this thing about eating things before they're born.
Do you eat chicken eggs?
That's only after they don't look like eggs anymore.
Try it. It's delicious.
Mm.
Oh, it really is. Who knew?
The Russians and rich people.
Oh. Heh.
What are you doing? Breaking in.
Give me your card. You had a key.
No. Any major card will do. I'm not gonna let you use my card.
I'll give it right back to you. That's not the point.
I don't have any credit cards, being a ward of the state.
This isn't right.
You're the worst detective.
- I'll take the rap if we get caught. - I can't let you.
Luke, you know what? There's not gonna be any rap.
Do you want your woman back or not?
Oh, look at that. Thank you.
Are you kidding me with that?
Oh, my God, that totally worked. I've only seen that happen in movies. Ha.
Take that.
She needs better locks.
Tell her that when we find her, she'll swoon.
Ugh! Oh, jeez! Oh, nice one.
I'm okay.
Whoa.
Hey. She did these?
She is good, and demented.
Okay, don't get distracted. We're looking for clues.
What? Oh, wait, what are you doing now?
Hacking into her computer.
You have an impressive array of criminal skills.
I'm good with technology.
And I'm in. How did you know her password?
I've seen her type it in like a thousand times.
What? She's, like, never even tried to hide it.
The last thing she googled was a bunch of destinations.
African safari. Yeah, I don't see that happening.
Prague, Aruba, London.
Oh, my God, I just had a terrible thought.
Hm. Share. Harry, London.
Gonna need a verb. He left. That's where he was going.
You think that she went with him? I don't know.
I was calling, he didn't pick up.
I know this guy. He would do something like this.
Huh. Some best friend you got there.
Give me your credit card, we're booking some tickets.
No. No, we are not gonna chase her.
Are you nuts?
We broke into her house, we broke into her computer.
We're in this. I wanted to make sure she was safe.
If she's chosen another guy over me, then I have to accept that.
What are you, Sting? Grow a pair.
Plus if I see Harry, I might kill him with my bare hands.
That's better. Credit card, please.
No. I'll handle this. Does not fill me with confidence.
I will find her. First, I'm gonna take you home.
This is my home.
If I let anything happen to you,
Rae's gonna kill me with her bare hands.
Let's go.
Okay. Just promise you'll go get her.
I promise.
Okay.
Bachelor Number 2 is here. What should I tell him?
Oh, I got this.
Hi. Are you looking for Rae? Yeah.
She changed her cell-phone number. What's going on?
Is she still engaged? I have no idea.
She disappeared on an adventure.
You have her new number? I'm sworn to secrecy.
Look, if she's broken up with the guy, I want a second chance.
What if you're standing in the way of true love?
It wouldn't be the first time.
Ugh! I can't betray my best friend like that.
Okay, okay, what if I took my eye off of my cell phone for a minute
and you were to get into my contacts?
Would that really be my fault?
You think about that while I get this.
DCF, Candace's desk.
Mm-hm. I'm covering her cases for a little while.
No, she's fine, she just went on vacation.
How can I help?
Mm-hm.
- Rae? - Hm?
Rae? Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Oh. It seemed like minutes ago I was being offered another drink.
Heh. Welcome to London.
London? It's a miracle.
I'm gonna deal with Customs, okay? Okay, great.
Hello? Hey, Rae? It's Adam.
Hey, Adam. Adam? How'd you get my number?
- It's a long story. Where are you? - In a private plane.
It took, like, no hours to get here, ate fish eggs.
Where are you? How did you get my number?
Thank you. Never mind.
Just wanted to make sure you were okay.
I'm fine. I'm in London, having an adventure.
Where are you staying?
At the Townshend Hotel, but don't tell anyone.
It's part of the adventure.
Don't worry, I won't.
Thanks. Well, I gotta go. Bye.
Bye.
What do you say we get this adventure started?
It was nice of them to keep the bar open for us.
Well, they kind of have to. I own it.
Oh, right. Heh, heh.
You look beautiful. Thank you.
Wow, everyone here is fancier than I am.
- Ah, it's London. - People like to dress up.
Well, I don't have anything formal.
Really? Why not?
Well, I don't do anything formal. I work for the government.
You seriously looked in the mirror and said:
"I'm gonna dedicate my life to saving people"?
No.
Maybe. Heh, heh.
I wanted to be an artist, but it scared me.
It seemed selfish.
So I thought, "What's the opposite of being selfish? Helping people.
Maybe if I have a job helping people, I can justify being an artist on the side."
You dropped that dream?
Well, Luke says no one can give me my dreams
because I don't know what they are.
That's harsh.
I think it's true.
Well, I wanna help you fix that.
What did you love about him?
Do we have to talk about this? I'm curious.
The way he smiled.
The way he'd listen with his eyes.
He had this confident way of sitting.
Heh, heh. He made me laugh.
He never let me get away with anything.
But it never made me feel foolish.
It made me feel like he could expect the best of me
and I could expect the best of him, and we...
Why are you making me talk about this?
I'm not. Anyway, all that's over.
How am I doing?
I'm not very good at this fancy dancing.
I have this rule about dancing.
Less thinking...
more feeling.
I didn't know that rule. Well, now you do.
So a whole bunch of people just live like this all the time?
We do our best.
And you don't feel guilty? No. What?
It's just the divide is so enormous.
I see people every day who have nothing.
I see people who have everything and some are still unhappy.
That's not the point. What's the point?
The point is if nobody ever lived the dream,
well, then what would people dream about?
Do you think you could stop saving the world
and get used to living a life like this?
Maybe.
Are you having any fun? A lot, actually.
Know what I'd like to do right now?
I have an idea. See your sketches.
What? Your art.
I'd like to see it, if you don't mind. Um, sure.
It's in my room, but that's really what we're doing.
Let's go.
These are exceptional.
You're amazing. Thanks.
You could really do something with this.
Maybe I will.
Maybe it's time to go beyond maybe.
I think I'm doing that right now.
Get some sleep.
Big day tomorrow.
He really did just wanna see my sketches. Heh, heh.
Harry?
Wow.
Now, that's what I call a dress.
I can't have this. Of course you can.
I can't let you buy me a dress.
You'd let me buy you a European adventure?
That's different. Not sure how, but give me a minute.
Every woman needs a dress like this.
Back in my real life I'll have nowhere to wear it.
Dress for the life you want,
not the life you had.
We're just getting started.
♪ Every princess has a castle ♪
♪ Some kind of honor to defend ♪
♪ I would rather fight my battles Yeah ♪
♪ Than hide behind A thousand men ♪
♪ I've been hanging my hair Outside of this tower ♪
♪ Waiting for a savior ♪
♪ When all along I had the power to save myself ♪
♪ And I can tell It's gonna be a better day ♪
♪ I think I'm gonna be okay I got a little air to breathe ♪
♪ It's all right with me ♪
♪ Oh, go ahead, bring on the rain ♪
♪ It's gonna be a better day ♪
♪ I think I'm gonna be okay I got a little air to breathe ♪
♪ It's gonna be a better day ♪
Ross, how have you been?
Harry, as I live and breathe.
What brings you across the pond? I try to drop by now and then.
I'm glad you could join us. I'd like you to meet Rae Carter.
Delighted. Harry's told me about you.
Oh, and he's told me, well, absolutely nothing about you.
Ross and I went to university.
Oh, which one? Oxford.
Oh, yeah, well, I've heard of it. Heh, heh.
May as well get down to business. Did you bring the sketches?
Ross owns a publishing company. They look for talented illustrators.
Which I hear you are.
I work for the government. Good, then you'll be cheap.
Welcome aboard.
Hello.
Hello, welcome aboard.
You really think you can do this without me?
Are you kidding? Did you run away?
Passport. I told her it was the only thing
I wanted for birthday and Christmas.
This child needs to be escorted off the plane.
- Dude, okay? I told you, it's legit. - How stupid do you think I am?
That depends. Are we using a sliding scale, point system, ratios?
- Anyone can forge papers. - That's actually not true.
But these are for reals. You can call the Graftons.
- I will, right now. - Oh, fine.
I'm not taking a minor out of the country.
I'm back in the cheap seats. See you.
Don't go anywhere. Come here. Immy, Immy.
Hi, Mrs. Grafton?
Yeah, this is Luke Maynard.
How are you? Yes, I did just see her.
Yes, she's on board.
Yeah, well, I don't know if I'd go so far as to say
we made plans together, but, yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm aware she's had a hard life.
Yeah, this is... it's making her very happy, you're right.
Yeah, she does. She loves us both very much.
I'm excited. It's gonna be great.
Okay, well, we'll call you from London.
All right, great, bye-bye.
Welcome aboard Flight 419 nonstop service to London.
Please take your seats and enjoy your flight.
It's true. I can't believe you did that.
You deserve to be working as an artist.
But in London? Everything happens online.
You can live wherever you want. I highly suggest London,
- or wherever I happen to be. - Rae?
Adam? And who's this?
Uh, Adam. The ex-boyfriend.
- Who's this? - Harry Townshend.
Pleasure. We need to talk.
What are you doing here? We really need to talk.
It's okay.
- You know where I am. - Heh. Yes.
I was wrong to let you go.
When you told me you were gonna marry Luke, I should have tried to stop you.
Because I'm the right guy for you. We both know that.
I don't know that, that's the problem. You knew it once.
If I proposed the night of the frogs,
you'd have said yes and we'd be celebrating.
But that's not what happened. I wasn't ready then.
I'm ready now. But now I'm not.
Ready to marry Luke. Obviously not.
Otherwise, we wouldn't be here. Look, Adam, give me a break.
I went from "couldn't get arrested"
to having three guys trying to give me the fairy tale.
That guy's in the running? Nobody's in the running.
I'm trying to take a step away from it right now.
I'm trying to have an adventure.
You, of all people, should understand that.
I'm done with adventures. I want something real.
I want something tangible.
Are you sure? Absolutely.
Because here's what I think.
You were really disappointed with what happened with the frogs.
You felt like you failed.
Then you came back to me for a safe place to fall.
I was always Plan B.
But that's not good enough for me
and it shouldn't be good enough for you.
Don't give up what you love most.
Don't give up on your adventure.
And you wonder why everybody wants you.
Now go find some frogs.
Thank you.
Oh. Oh.
Hey, this is England. We gotta be civilized.
Do I look like I care? We're on a tight clock.
I got it. Hi, excuse us. Hi.
We're looking for a guest, Rae Carter.
It could be Townshend. It couldn't.
You were dragging your feet. They could have children.
Mr. Townshend and his guest checked out this morning.
Did they say where they were going?
They did not, and even if they had, I wouldn't be authorized to tell you.
Well, you know what, this is a U.S. dollar, so just start talking.
She's joking. Ha. But it is kind of an emergency.
She was kidnapped.
She's diabetic. She could slip into a coma
at any moment. Stop helping.
Take this show somewhere else. We are rather busy here.
I hope you don't mind having blood on your hands.
- Thank you so much. - She could be dead.
- You've been very helpful. - You have not.
What is wrong with you?
You heard "you catch more flies with honey"?
Great, if we needed flies. What's next?
- I don't know, sightseeing. - What?
- We'll never find them. This is a big country. - No, it's not.
Well, it's attached to a big continent.
He's got a private plane. They could be anywhere.
He could have told somebody where he was going.
Stop talking, let me think.
Always nice to try something new.
What if we, uh...? Hey.
♪ It's gonna take a little time ♪
♪ While you're waiting like a factory line ♪
♪ I'll ride across the park backseat on the 79 ♪
♪ Wasted days you've come to pass ♪
♪ So go I know you would not stay ♪
♪ It wasn't true but anyway ♪
♪ Pollination yellow cab ♪
Wow.
Well, I guess if you've seen one family castle,
you've seen them all.
Actually, that's very true.
♪ You walk up the stairs see the French kids by the door ♪
♪ Up one more flight see the Buddha on the second floor ♪
Wow.
♪ Coronation rickshaw grab ♪
- Oh, Charlemagne. - Come here, boy.
Go on, sit. Sit, sit.
- Who takes care of Charlemagne? - The caretaker. He lives out back.
He won't bother us. Good boy.
Okay, is this a trap? Are you a human trafficker?
Tomorrow I'm gonna sell you to a gunrunner named Olaf.
But we still have tonight.
You can at least show me to my room,
- ...so I can change for the occasion. - Right this way. Come on.
Hey, Nicolette. It's Luke Maynard.
Remember, we went out a few times,
and then you fell for my best friend, Harry? Heh, heh, heh.
Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Hey, you picked the wrong guy.
No, I'm just wondering if you're still in touch with him.
I see.
If he does happen to call you out of the blue, for no reason,
would you ask him to let me know where he is? Okay.
Thanks so much. Bye-bye.
- I'm open to your ideas. - Interpol?
Alicia, hi. Hi, this is Luke Maynard, Harry's friend.
We met in Atlanta a few months ago when you two were...
Oh, I see. I see.
It ended that badly, did it?
Okay, well, so does that mean that you're not in touch with him?
Because I... I agree, yeah.
I agree, I'd like him to meet a similar fate. Ha, ha.
All right. Thanks so much, bye.
This guy burns through people. Why are you friends?
He never stole my fiancée before.
Where does he usually live? He'd take her to his home.
He doesn't live anywhere. He travels.
- He have a Yacht? - I don't know where he parks it.
- Does he have any family? - Yes, but they're all over the place.
I spent Christmas with him once at their family castle.
- There's a castle in this? - Yes, in France.
You had this information the entire time?
I forgot. Let's hit the castle.
- How far is France? - Far enough.
- All right, how did I fail? - What do you mean?
I played all my cards, and you're still thinking about Luke.
- How do you know that? - I read women.
- I'm thinking about him a bit. - More than a little bit.
Is that why you haven't made a move?
I can't make a move on my best friend's girl.
- I'm his ex. - Technically, that is off-limits too.
Let me get this straight. If I'm off-limits, why bring me here?
You were holding out for the fairy tale. I wanted you to get over it.
You can't lose a guy like Luke over a fantasy.
So you brought me here to teach me a lesson?
- Sort of. - Okay, wait a minute.
Don't you think you should have told me that from the beginning?
Yeah, but it wouldn't have worked.
- So you were never in love with me? - Oh, I was, but... I still am.
I fall in love all the time. Falling in love is not my problem.
Staying in love, that's my problem.
What if I had fallen for the fairy tale?
Well, it's funny you should ask,
because for the past few days, for the first time ever,
I could see taking someone on the journey with me.
- As a mistress? - No, as the other thing.
You know, I'm not an expert,
but I suspect, if you can't say it, then you're probably not ready to do it.
Marry me.
- Excuse me? - Marry me.
You brought me over here to teach me a lesson
- ...and now you wanna marry me? - Yeah.
That's crazy.
Crazier than wanting to be with one guy, then reconsidering another guy,
and then finally jetting off to Europe with a third?
It's all crazy, Rae.
Trying to make sense of it, that's where we fail.
Love is a gamble. Bet on someone or get out of the race.
I don't want to get out of the race, just the living room.
You know what? I do want out of the race. It's Luke.
I love him. I've always loved him.
I doubted myself, I thought it was too good,
but it wasn't too good to be true, it was just true.
I understand.
I had it, you know?
I had the fairy tale
and I didn't even realize it.
A guy who knew what he wanted, who showed up for me,
who wanted me for who I was.
He didn't need me to be an artist or have expensive taste
or these fancy dresses or big plans, he wanted me.
And I didn't know what that meant.
- I blew it. - He let you blow it.
I would have come after you.
- I made that impossible. - Nothing's impossible, Rae.
I'm going to my room.
Which way is my room?
That way and up.
♪ When I hear the right words at the wrong time ♪
♪ When I read the poem but it don't rhyme ♪
♪ When I get the answer that I don't like ♪
♪ I let it go ♪
♪ By ♪
♪ Drinkin ' in while I hold my breath ♪
♪ I begin to forget ♪
♪ I won't wake up this way ever again ♪
Good morning, Charlemagne.
What's for breakfast?
Or lunch?
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
I go to town, you guard the girl?
Harry, Harry...
Where are you going? Harry?
Harry. Harry! Up here!
Where are you going? Don't leave me here.
Harry!
Harry.
Ugh. You gotta be kidding.
Okay, so, what's with the no roads
and the no signs and the no GPS signal
- ...and everything's in French? - It's France.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
The car breaks down? Cannibalism. Don't eat me. Pinkie promise?
Could you Concentrate on the map? I think we gotta turn.
You think anyone of my generation can read a map?
Well, could you give it a shot, please?
- Okay. - God.
So, what's the plan when we get there?
It's very elaborate. I made diagrams and...
- You're winging it. - No idea what's gonna happen.
But I know what my objective is and how to articulate my position.
- You're clueless. - Totally. I hope it works out.
We've come a long way for you to "hope it works out."
Hey, know what? I was supposed to be alone on this trip.
You can thank me later. We should role-play.
- I'll be Rae, you be Luke. - I don't wanna be Luke.
- Hilarious. - I don't wanna role-play.
If we ever find her, I'll know what to say.
Okay, now what?
Uh...
- Which way? - I don't know, dingus.
Ugh.
- Let me see the map. - All right.
It's in French.
Oh, my God, I'm hallucinating.
Luke, Immy!
Whoa, cozy.
There's no one here since, like, the Renaissance.
Sure this the right place? All castles kinda look the same.
Yeah, no, I'm sure this is it.
Maybe they went to get groceries.
- I'm not looking forward to that drive. - Come on.
- Luke, Immy! - Look, it's her.
Rae?
- Help me, I'm locked in. - Oh, my God. Why?
I'll explain later, just get me out.
Right, sorry, okay.
We gotta figure out a way to get in.
Grab, like, a rock or a log,
- or, you know, that. - Mm-hm.
Is this breaking and entering?
- Why are you asking me? - You're the hardened criminal. Duh.
- You mean "doy"? - Yeah, I mean "doy". Wow.
Whoa.
- I can see how you can forget about this. - Help!
You hear that? Let's go.
Oh, God. The dog, I forgot about the dog.
Great Danes are stupid.
What do you wanna do, throw some SAT questions at him?
Get something, will you?
Hey, buddy, hi. What's your name? Charlemagne. Is that your name?
What am I supposed to do with this, Braveheart?
- I don't know. - Immy, come on.
- What's the matter with you? - It's shiny and could distract him.
- Oh, hey, you remember me. - Oh, that's touching.
Hey, buddy. Hi.
- How you doing? - Help!
- Rae? - Oh, right, okay.
See you, buddy. Stay back, okay? Stay there.
- Please stay. - Help, up here!
- Where are you? - Rae?
- Immy, I'm up here. Help! - I gotta get to the gym.
- I'm not gonna make it. - Yes, you can.
- Save yourself. - Come on, you can do it.
- Rae? - The stairs. Rae!
I'm in here.
- Rae? - Rae?
Are you...? Are you in there?
I broke the key in the lock. I can't get out.
- What did he do? - Nothing.
I'll explain it all. Just get me out.
Okay, let me think.
You gonna spend time on this?
Take it off its hinges. It's in every action movie.
Okay, Bruce Willis. Give me a tool.
Not even gonna make a tool joke.
Rae?
- Oh. - Oh!
- Hi. - Hey.
- You came for me. - Rae, I am so sorry.
- I'm so sorry. - I should've told you.
- I never should've let you go.
I shouldn't have run away with your best friend.
- That's true. - Nothing happened.
He was just trying to teach me a lesson.
What lesson?
That I already had what I wanted.
Harry tried to teach you that lesson?
He also wanted to marry me, but that doesn't matter.
- Did he say that? - Just in passing.
Okay.
How does that not matter?
I got something.
- What is it with you and the ax? - It's the only thing I could find.
- In the whole castle? - I'm sorry, are we not in a hurry?
Give it to me. Hey, Rae?
Stand back, I'm gonna take the door down.
- Hinges. - Yeah, smarter.
♪ Look at the mountain look at the river ♪
♪ Look at the city look at it glitter ♪
Ha, ha, ha!
♪ 'Cause every second counts in love ♪
♪ It's time for a shake up ♪
♪ And quit with the make-up ♪
♪ Just watch me take up with you ♪
Give me the ax.
There we go. Yeah, I got it.
- One, two... Ugh! - One, two, three.
I got it. Oh, I got it! I got it. Hurry.
- Nice. - God.
You know, I have an extra key to that.
Uh-huh. Knew it.
- Hey, hey, easy, killer. - Whoa.
Give it to me.
♪ I'll try and deliver I'll learn to forgive her ♪
♪ I'm gonna take it so just watch me make it with you ♪
Aw.
You gotta love the happy ending.
♪ Here I go ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Harry.
Okay, let's go. You and me, right now, pal. Come on.
Whoa, are we choosing our weapons?
- You kidnapped my girlfriend. - No, I didn't.
- I helped her come to her senses. - You totally violated the guy code.
No. I asked you if you were going after her. You said no, remember?
Still, the girl is off-limits for at least a year, okay?
Or until the guy starts dating someone else.
Even then, you have to ask permission.
It is Article 1 in the breakup rulebook.
I haven't consulted the handbook in a very long time.
You didn't go after her, therefore you didn't deserve her.
What are you talking about? I came after her.
Now.
Which is why I'm surrendering.
- You... you... Oh. - Mm-hm.
Why are we friends again?
Because I make your life more interesting.
- No, that's not it. - Yes.
I'm not hugging you. Are you kidding me? I don't want a hug.
Come on, I'm not interested...
Please, please, it's my fault, it's my fault.
No, we're having a friendly chat.
And now you're here and Luke's here.
I'm going.
Tell your story walking, pal.
Heh.
- Hi. - Hi.
I believe this belongs to you.
Rae...
- would you...? - Yes.
- He forgot the knee. - Eh. You can't have everything.
Smart girl.
♪ Oh, her eyes, her eyes ♪
♪ Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her trying ♪
♪ She's so beautiful ♪
♪ And I tell her every day ♪
♪ When I see your face ♪
♪ There's not a thing that I would change ♪
♪ 'Cause you're amazing ♪
♪ Just the way you are ♪
It's beautiful, isn't it? I helped plan this.
Rae designed the dresses. She's an artist.
She's gonna do that on the side while saving lives.
But you guys know all this.
I keep forgetting, who is this person?
- Oh, Swan. - I'm their daughter.
- They're officially adopting me. - Heh, heh.
Can you believe our daughter's going off to college?
I know. It seems like we just got married five minutes ago.
♪ If perfect is what you're searching for ♪
♪ Then just stay the same ♪
♪ So don't even bother asking if you look okay ♪
♪ You know I'll say ♪
♪ When I see your face ♪
♪ There's not a thing that I would change ♪
♪ 'Cause you're amazing ♪
♪ Just the way you are ♪
♪ And when you smile ♪
♪ The whole world stops and stares for awhile ♪
♪ 'Cause, girl, you're amazing ♪
♪ Just the way you are ♪